the-sky-traveler:

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

rockplush:

rockplush:

hey you guys wanna see something really cishetero 

happy holidays

gerardway420:

feirplace:

alkali metals

anachronisticsiren:

artisticpsyco:

littleboatstillfloating:

sheppardofhell:

scowlofjustice:

aidn:

breakingnews:

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty

ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.

Read more here

let him dance

he can dance if he wants to

he can leave his friends behind.

cause if his friends don’t dance

and if they don’t dance

then they’re no friends of mine

liambringmethepayne:

liambringmethepayne:

bloodcavern:

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

graceebooks:

buckybarnesss:

Okay, but listen, Star Wars where everything is the same, but Luke and Leia are replaced by Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa Saperstein.

peopleareaproblem:

I think my favourite type of cultural misunderstanding is when handsome male celebrities read out “mean tweets” but they’re really just hyperbolic displays of sexual frustration.

like…

thathomestar:

tsunimpressed:

tryna install japanese software like 

you mean the titty games right